CHOCOLATE MILK

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(Source: deluminator)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan)

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

(Source: vaspim2k13)

snapchatting:

mary had a little bitch